|My dear piggy lovers. I am delighted to have you here with me.|
I am behavioral psychologist for piggy - human communications. That is a very special subject, which can only be studied as a major at the Pig State University of Pigsylvania.
As an expert of piggy-human behavior I am working on a guide for humans. Together with my fellow piggy snouts we want to publish it as soon as possible.
We are also very busy with our work at UNITED GUINEA PIGS - our piggy rights movement. We want to make it known among all piggies around the world. You may help us by telling all your friends about it. You may also become a "fellow piggy" so we can keep you posted about all our projects and campaigns
Would you like to see some pictures of me and my home?